So… Which GoodFellas Character Do You Look Like?

The Irish gentleman thief who tips the doorman and murders the witnesses. Loves stealing more than money itself — and smiles warmest right before someone disappears.

The kid who always wanted to be a gangster — and narrates thirty years of the life like a love letter with bloodstains. Rises high, snorts higher, and trades it all for witness protection and bad marinara.

The pint-sized time bomb who asks 'Funny how?' and suddenly nobody's laughing. Hilarious until the exact moment he isn't — Gotham's got nothing on his temper.

The boss who moves slow because he doesn't have to move for anybody. Hates phones, hates conversations, settles everything with a nod — until the day he can't.

The crew member who bought his wife a fur coat right after the biggest heist in American history — exactly what he was told not to do. It does not end well.

The made man fresh out of prison who tells the wrong guy to go get his shine box. Six words that cost him everything — and set the whole downfall in motion.