Which Character from Fargo Do You Look Like?

The sweetest housewife in Minnesota, and in twenty minutes she can turn a house into a death trap. Whoever she was in the past, she's Dot now. It's best for everyone to just let her live that way.

A state trooper who came home from Vietnam to find the war had followed him to Minnesota. He gets by on coffee and decency and the quiet conviction that evil is real.

The queen of American debt collection, a billionaire mother-in-law who eats senators for brunch. She underestimates her daughter-in-law exactly once, and after that becomes her most fearsome ally.

A deputy who figured out everything from episode one and spends the whole season ignored by the men above her. She's kind and heavily pregnant and relentless. She's the moral center of the entire series.

A patrol officer who let the devil drive away on a snowy night and never forgave himself. When the moment comes, he's the one who does what has to be done.

The sheriff's son, playing tough guy in his father's shadow. He's all swagger and no spine. Every dumb decision digs the hole deeper, and the hole was already six feet deep.

Minnesota's "Parking Lot King." A brother feud over a single stamp balloons into corporate horror. He signed one loan paper he shouldn't have, and that lender never goes away.

A North Dakota deputy who survives a gas station shootout and becomes Dot's guardian angel without any fuss. Proof that in the world of Fargo, plain decency is the rarest superpower.

A Kansas City boss fighting on two fronts: the Italian mob, and an America that won't open its banks to a Black man. He pitched the credit card business decades early and was laughed out of the room, a visionary born too soon.

A drifting hitman who whispers terrible ideas into weak men's ears and watches what happens. Half wolf and half philosopher, he's the purest predator this snowy world has ever produced.

An insurance salesman who was a doormat all his life commits one terrible act and finds he likes who he becomes afterward. The nervous laugh stays, and the innocence never returns.

A Kansas City enforcer who recites poetry between executions and dreams of an executive office. He wins the gang war outright, and his reward is a cubicle and a neat haircut. That's the 1980s.