Find Your Look-Alike in The Umbrella Academy

A 58-year-old assassin trapped in his 13-year-old body after four decades alone in the apocalypse. Drinks black coffee, insults everyone, and is somehow always the only one with an actual plan.

Number Seven — the 'ordinary' sibling who took violin lessons while the others saved the world. Turns out the most powerful Hargreeves was medicated into silence all along.

Number One — the loyal son who guarded the moon for four pointless years and came back half gorilla. Leads by the book his father wrote, then slowly burns the book.

Number Three — the movie star whose superpower is a whispered 'I heard a rumor...' that rewrites reality. Spent a lifetime getting everything she wanted, and lost the only things that mattered.

Number Four — sees the dead, so he spent thirty years trying not to, via every substance available. Flamboyant, broken, hilarious, and hosting his deceased brother as a permanent roommate.

Number Two — throws knives that curve, holds grudges that don't. Playing vigilante hero in a world that keeps telling him to stop, mostly to spite his dead father.

One half of the Commission's deadliest hitman duo — time-traveling assassinations with a candy-colored mask and zero patience for her partner's donut addiction.

Number Six — died young, stayed anyway. Spent years as Klaus's ghostly conscience, then came back in another timeline as the family's most insufferable member. Both versions: iconic.

The Handler's adopted weapon who can mirror any power aimed at her. Raised by an assassin, in love with one — chaos in cargo pants, and Diego's perfect match.

The Commission hitman who fell in love with donuts, then with the donut shop owner, then with the radical idea of just... quitting. The apocalypse's most wholesome defector.