So… Which The Office Character Do You Look Like?

The World's Best Boss — it says so on the mug he bought himself. Desperate to be loved, allergic to work, and somehow, when it truly matters, the best salesman Scranton has ever seen.

Assistant TO the Regional Manager, beet farmer, volunteer sheriff's deputy, and bear-attack preparedness expert. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

The sales guy whose real full-time job is pranking the desk-mate and looking into the camera. Puts stuff in Jell-O, wins every prank war, marries the receptionist of his dreams.

The receptionist who spent years saying 'yes' to everyone but herself — then walked across hot coals and finally chose her own life. Office mom, secret artist, Jim's entire universe.

The temp who rocketed to corporate, crashed into fraud charges, and came back as a bowling alley attendant with the same smug face. Started a company called WUPHF. It's exactly what it sounds like.

The Cornell grad — did he mention Cornell? — who solves conflict through a cappella and punches walls when that fails. Went to anger management and came back with jazz hands.

The warehouse fiancé who took the receptionist for granted for three engagement-less years. Fixed himself eventually — one gym membership and one lost love too late.

The corporate VP who dated her worst-performing branch manager and spiraled magnificently. Candle entrepreneur, terrifying negotiator, owner of exactly one devastating dinner party.

The accountant of few words — why waste time say lot word when few word do trick? Legendary chili, questionable math, secretly a jazz drummer.

The crossword-puzzle sage counting the minutes to retirement. Participates in nothing, tolerates no nonsense, and comes alive exactly one day a year: Pretzel Day.

The head of accounting, the party planning committee, and the judgment department. Owns more cats than smiles, and runs the office's most scandalous secret romance.

Quality assurance director, probably. Nobody knows what he does, where he lives, or how many identities he's had. Even the documentary crew gave up. Just keeps mints in his desk and secrets everywhere else.

The HR rep whose only crime is existing near Michael Scott. Soft-spoken, endlessly patient, moved to Costa Rica once — came back to the same chair, same sigh, same seething boss.