The Office Face Match: Meet Your Twin

The World's Best Boss, according to the mug he bought himself. He's desperate to be loved and allergic to work, and strangely, when it really matters, he's the best salesman Scranton has ever seen.

Assistant TO the Regional Manager, with the TO in capitals. He's also a beet farmer and a volunteer deputy, and an expert in bear-attack preparedness. Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!

Sales is his day job, and his real full-time job is pranking the desk-mate and looking into the camera. He puts people's stuff in Jell-O and wins every prank war, then marries the girl of his dreams.

The receptionist who spent years saying yes to everyone but herself. Then she walked barefoot across hot coals and finally chose her own life. She's the office mom and a secret artist.

A temp who rocketed up to corporate and crashed into fraud charges, then came back as a bowling alley attendant with the same smug face. He also started a company called WUPHF, and it's exactly as good as the name sounds.

A Cornell grad. Did he mention Cornell? He solves conflict with a cappella and punches walls when that fails. He went to anger management and came back with jazz hands.

The warehouse guy who left the receptionist engaged for three years without a wedding. He eventually cleaned up his act, though the gym membership and the chance to win back her love both arrived a step too late.

A corporate vice president who dated her worst-performing branch manager and fell apart spectacularly. She's a candle entrepreneur and a terrifying negotiator, and she hosted one unforgettable dinner party.

An accountant of few words. Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick? Star of the legendary chili incident, with questionable math skills and, secretly, real jazz drumming chops.

A crossword-solving sage who counts down the time to retirement. He joins no events and tolerates nonsense for exactly zero seconds. One day a year, Pretzel Day, he comes alive.

She heads accounting and chairs the party planning committee, and she also runs the unofficial judgment department. She owns more cats than smiles. She's also at the center of the office's most scandalous secret romance.

Quality assurance director, probably. Nobody knows what he does or where he lives, or how many identities he has. Even the documentary crew gave up. He keeps mints in his desk and secrets everywhere else.

The HR rep whose only crime is existing near Michael Scott. Soft-spoken and endlessly patient, he moved to Costa Rica once and ended up back in the same chair, with the same sigh, next to the same boss who hates him.