So… Which The Departed Character Do You Look Like?

The cop who went so deep undercover in the Irish mob that only two people on earth know he's police. Pops pills, loses sleep, loses himself — and never once loses his nerve.

The mob's golden boy planted inside the state police, climbing the ranks with a smile. Perfect suits, perfect record — and a phone in his pocket that could end him any second.

The Boston crime king who quotes Freud, paints, and feeds informants to the harbor. Doesn't want to be a product of his environment — wants his environment to be a product of him.

The undercover unit's attack dog — every sentence is an insult, most are unprintable. Rude to superiors, ruthless to rats, and the only one who keeps every promise in this movie.

The undercover unit's father figure — the one cop Billy can call at 2 a.m. Carries his agents' secrets like scripture and pays the ultimate price for protecting them.

Costello's right hand — collects debts, breaks hands, asks no questions. The most loyal man in Boston, which in this movie is not a growth industry.

The police psychiatrist dating one mole and treating the other — without knowing either secret. The only honest person in the film, surrounded by professional liars.

Billy's academy classmate who ends up on the tactical team hunting the mole. Solid, honest police work — in a story where that gets you caught in elevators.

The special investigations chief who talks like a motivational poster with a gun. Loves marriage, promotions, and taking credit — delivers every line like it's a keynote.

Billy's actual cousin on the wrong side of town — the family connection that makes the undercover legend believable. Small-time dealer, big-time liability.