The Departed Face Test
Drop one photo and let AI find your The Departed twin. No sign-up — takes 10 seconds!
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About This Test
A cop inside the mob, a mole inside the police — The Departed is a hall of mirrors where every face hides something. Billy's frayed nerves behind tired eyes, Colin's polished lie of a smile, Frank Costello's devil-may-care menace, Dignam's permanent scowl.
Whose double life does your face fit? Upload a photo — we won't tell anyone your secret.
Our AI analyzes your photo to find which of these 10 characters you resemble most. Powered by deep-learning face recognition, you get instant results to share with friends. Your photo is used only for analysis and is never stored.
Featured Characters
These are the characters you can be matched with.
The cop who went so deep undercover in the Irish mob that only two people on earth know he's police. Pops pills, loses sleep, loses himself — and never once loses his nerve.
The mob's golden boy planted inside the state police, climbing the ranks with a smile. Perfect suits, perfect record — and a phone in his pocket that could end him any second.
The Boston crime king who quotes Freud, paints, and feeds informants to the harbor. Doesn't want to be a product of his environment — wants his environment to be a product of him.
The undercover unit's attack dog — every sentence is an insult, most are unprintable. Rude to superiors, ruthless to rats, and the only one who keeps every promise in this movie.
The undercover unit's father figure — the one cop Billy can call at 2 a.m. Carries his agents' secrets like scripture and pays the ultimate price for protecting them.
Costello's right hand — collects debts, breaks hands, asks no questions. The most loyal man in Boston, which in this movie is not a growth industry.
The police psychiatrist dating one mole and treating the other — without knowing either secret. The only honest person in the film, surrounded by professional liars.
Billy's academy classmate who ends up on the tactical team hunting the mole. Solid, honest police work — in a story where that gets you caught in elevators.
The special investigations chief who talks like a motivational poster with a gun. Loves marriage, promotions, and taking credit — delivers every line like it's a keynote.
Billy's actual cousin on the wrong side of town — the family connection that makes the undercover legend believable. Small-time dealer, big-time liability.
How It Works
Use a clear, front-facing photo of your face.
Deep learning compares your facial features.
Discover your look-alike and share it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Which characters can I match with?
Your face is compared against 10 characters: Billy Costigan, Colin Sullivan, Frank Costello, Dignam, Queenan, Mr. French, Madolyn, Brown, Ellerby, Cousin Sean.
Is this test free?
Yes, it's completely free and no sign-up is required. Just upload a photo and get your result instantly.
Is my photo uploaded or stored?
No. The face analysis runs entirely in your browser — your photo is never uploaded to a server or stored anywhere.
How accurate is the AI match?
The AI compares your facial features to find your closest character match, but it's meant for fun and entertainment.