The Avengers Face Test

Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist — his words, under oath. Builds a suit in a cave, an ego in public, and eventually the sacrifice that saves half the universe. I am Iron Man.

The skinny kid from Brooklyn who never learned how to run from a fight — then got the body to finish them. Woke up seventy years late and still became the moral spine of the whole team.

Seven PhDs and one enormous anger management issue. Spent years running from the big guy — the secret, it turns out: he's always angry.

The God of Thunder — banished, humbled, rebuilt, and reinvented more times than any Avenger. Loses the hammer, learns he was never the hammer. He was the thunder.

The spy with red in her ledger and a plan for wiping it out. No powers, no armor — just training, nerve, and the willingness to pay any price for her found family.

The guy with a bow on a team of gods and monsters — and somehow never the weak link. Secret farm, secret family, and arrows that never, ever miss.

The God of Mischief, adopted son, and Marvel's most beloved villain — 'burdened with glorious purpose'. Betrays everyone at least twice, gets redeemed roughly as often.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agent with a Captain America trading card collection and zero fear of gods. His death united the Avengers — his fanboying united the audience.

Fury's right hand and S.H.I.E.L.D.'s most competent human — keeps the helicarrier flying while gods wreck the interior. Skeptical of everything, ready for anything.

The astrophysicist who keeps getting possessed, hypnotized, and dragged into cosmic events between lectures. Runs equations pantsless at Stonehenge once — honestly, fair reaction.