Shameless Face Test

Quit school to raise five siblings and works three jobs, and still throws the best party on the block. She falls in love hard and crashes hard and is up again the next day.

He drinks away the living expenses and fakes illness for benefits as a matter of course. Yet the life speeches he gives lying drunk on the floor are strangely wise. A genius at getting by without ever working.

A luxury car thief by trade who is sincere to the core in love. He shows up with big gestures, vanishes when things get serious, and one day comes back under a different name. A mysterious charm.

A genius who makes money taking other people's SATs, and ruins every good thing that happens to him. Too smart to stay in the neighborhood and too loyal to leave his family.

A troublemaker who used to microwave toys and somehow became a cop. Body first, thoughts later, and strangely always warm at heart.

The best friend next door. She barely blinks at most things, and she holds both the bar and her marriage tight. Mess with her people and she gets really scary.

A bartender who isn't very smart and has the widest heart in the neighborhood. He comes up with absurd money-making schemes every time and somehow you can't hate him.

She was the sweet youngest who looked after the family, and she grew up with stubbornness through the roof. Once she decides, she won't change even if the earth flips, so her family is always cleaning up late.

The youngest of this chaotic family who somehow became the most grown-up person in the house. He watches everything in silence and knows far more than you'd think, an old soul.

The hardworking second child who gets up alone at dawn to work and exercise while everyone else sleeps off a hangover. He gives his heart to the most dangerous person and stays loyal through all the chaos.