Which Character from Rick and Morty Do You Look Like?

The smartest man in every universe and the worst grandpa in most of them. Builds portal guns before breakfast, destroys civilizations by lunch, buries the trauma under a burp and a catchphrase.

The unemployed dad whose superpower is being aggressively mediocre. Lost his job in advertising, his marriage twice, and every argument with the talking dog. Still tries his best. Somehow that's worse.

The teenage daughter who started as phone-obsessed set dressing and leveled up into the family's most competent apocalypse survivor. Rick's secretly favorite sidekick — don't tell Morty.

A horse surgeon — which is a real doctor, thank you — with her father's genius and abandonment issues to match. There may be a clone of her in space. She's decided not to ask.

The perpetually terrified grandson dragged through interdimensional horrors on a school night. Stammers, panics, vomits — then somehow develops the strongest moral spine in the family.

A blue helper summoned into existence for one task — and existence is pain, so he'd like it done quickly, please. Two days without completing a request and things get very dark, very fast.

Rick's oldest friend — a stoic bird warrior who survived festivals, weddings, betrayals, and being rebuilt as a cyborg. Speaks in monotone truths that hit harder than his talons.

The cheerful family friend who's been in the opening credits all along — ooh wee! Don't question whether he was always there. The last person who did got shot.