Which Character from Rick and Morty Do You Look Like?

The smartest man across all universes and the worst grandfather in most of them. He builds a portal gun before breakfast and destroys a civilization before lunch. He buries his trauma under burps and catchphrases.

An unemployed dad whose superpower is being aggressively average. He lost his advertising job and has nearly lost his marriage twice, and he even lost an argument to a talking dog. He always does his best, which somehow makes it sadder.

A teenage daughter who used to be glued to her phone and has since leveled up into the family's top apocalypse survival expert. She's secretly Rick's favorite assistant, and Morty doesn't know.

A horse surgeon. And yes, that's a real doctor. She inherited her father's genius along with the abandonment trauma to match. There may be a clone of her somewhere in space, and she has decided not to ask.

A grandson dragged off to interdimensional horrors on school nights. He stammers and panics by default, and yet he has become the strongest moral center in the family.

A blue helper summoned to grant one single request. Existing is painful for him, so he wants to finish the job fast and disappear. If the job isn't done in over two days, things get very dark, very fast.

Rick's oldest friend, a taciturn bird warrior. He survived the festival and the wedding, the betrayal, and even being rebuilt as a cyborg. He speaks in a flat voice and only says the truths that hit hardest.

The cheerful family friend who has been in the opening credits since the very beginning. Ooh-wee! Don't question whether he was always there. The last person who did got shot.