So… Which Regular Show Character Do You Look Like?

A six-foot blue jay groundskeeper whose five-minute slack-off sessions reliably end in interdimensional warfare. The responsible one of the duo, which is a terrifyingly low bar.

A hyperactive raccoon who has never finished a chore, a fight, or high school — until forced to. Instigator of 90% of the park's supernatural disasters, proud of every one.

The immortal yeti handyman who's seen every monster before and knows the exact ritual to fix it. Speaks little, skips everywhere — there's a heartbreaking reason — and saves the day weekly.

A gumball machine park manager whose head turns red one micro-rage at a time. Screams 'YOU'RE FIRED' daily, never actually fires anyone, secretly the most patient being alive.

The mole barista with glasses, hopeless devotion to a certain raccoon, and quietly the most competent person in the entire show. Camping trips, science, taxes — she's got it handled.

A lollipop-headed gentleman from another era — and eventually another dimension — who pays for everything in outdated currency and finds pure joy in absolutely everything. Good show!

The green groundskeeper with one joke — 'You know who else...? MY MOM!' — and infinite commitment to it. Gross, loud, and against all odds, in the show's most stable relationship.

The tiny ghost with a hand on his head, floating silently beside his loud best friend for years. Speaks maybe once an episode — always at the perfect moment.

The coffee shop robin who fueled years of hopeless pining from a certain blue jay. Sweet, ambitious, and forever choosing between the news career and the guy who finally confessed.