So… Which Only Murders in the Building Character Do You Look Like?

Washed-up TV detective solving a real murder — makes omelets when anxious, which is always.

Broke Broadway director with champagne taste — narrates his own life and dips everything in drama.

The mysterious young artist with the dry one-liners — hides a whole tragic backstory under that beanie.

First chair bassoonist, first-rate red flag — charming right up until the plot twist.

Cat dad, choir enthusiast, chaos neighbor — always somehow involved, never quite guilty.

The art-world girlfriend with gallery vibes and gaslight energy — inspiration or manipulation? Yes.