Who Would You Be in Law & Order: Criminal Intent?
AI compares your face with Robert Goren, Alexandra Eames and the rest of the Criminal Intent cast and picks the closest.
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About This Test
Inside the Major Case Squad, the interrogation is the show. Law & Order: Criminal Intent ran on Detective Goren's towering, head-tilting genius, a face that circles suspects like a chess master, balanced by Eames's dry wit and unshakable partnership.
Which side of the interrogation table does your face belong to? The AI checks your photo against Goren, Eames and the rest of the squad.
Our AI analyzes your photo to find which of these 9 characters you resemble most. Powered by deep-learning face recognition, you get instant results to share with friends. Your photo is used only for analysis and is never stored.
Featured Characters
These are the characters you can be matched with.
A hulking detective who solves cases by becoming the killer's favorite conversation partner. He tilts his head, circles the suspect, mutters all kinds of trivia, and watches the confession drop.
A deadpan master who calms a human hurricane of a partner with one raised eyebrow. A second-generation cop and a top detective. The only survivor who can translate that partner's language to the NYPD.
An assistant DA who cleans up after the squad's radical interrogations. Elegant in court and sighing more at the precinct. He believes in the law even when the detectives bend it.
A psychologist who came to evaluate the squad's most brilliant and most damaged detective. Calm and insightful. She's not afraid to say exactly what a genius least wants to hear.
A captain who inherits both the squad and its most uncontrollable genius. He runs a tighter ship than his predecessor and clashes daily, and defends his people to the end.
The first captain of Major Case. The patient buffer between an eccentric star detective and top brass who want him gone. He'd give up the job before selling out his people.
An old-school detective with a famous temper and the punch that got him exiled to Staten Island. He comes back to Major Case with the same fists, aimed only at the real bad guys this time.
A temporary partner with a permanent attitude. Tough and combative and totally indifferent to what others think. She fights with her partner daily and solves the case every time.
A young detective who looks like a rookie and thinks like a veteran. Paired with the team's angriest man, she answers all his outbursts with calm, thorough competence.
How It Works
Use a clear, front-facing photo of your face.
Deep learning compares your facial features.
Discover your look-alike and share it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Which characters can I match with?
Your face is compared against 9 characters: Robert Goren, Alexandra Eames, Ron Carver, Paula Gyson, Danny Ross, James Deakins, Mike Logan, Nola Falacci, Megan Wheeler.
Is this test free?
Yes, it's completely free and no sign-up is required. Just upload a photo and get your result instantly.
Is my photo uploaded or stored?
No. The face analysis runs entirely in your browser — your photo is never uploaded to a server or stored anywhere.
How accurate is the AI match?
The AI compares your facial features to find your closest character match, but it's meant for fun and entertainment.