Which Desperate Housewives Character Are You?

A lovable klutz and hopeless romantic — heart always three steps ahead of common sense.

Juggles a career, four kids, and every crisis — runs on wit, grit, and cold coffee.

Perfect hair, perfect pie, perfectly hidden secrets — polished on the surface, steel underneath.

Traded the runway for the suburbs but kept the drama — high maintenance, higher entertainment value.

Ambitious and hot-blooded — fights hardest with the person he loves most.

The easygoing dreamer — always one big idea away from greatness, according to him.

Brash, bold, and unbothered — says what others won't and owns every room she enters.

Quiet, polite, and deeply unsettling — devotion with no brakes.

The dependable guy next door — good hands, good heart, complicated past.

Elegant and composed with a locked door in her life nobody gets to open.

The serene observer who knows everyone's secrets — especially her own.

Glamorous, blunt, and dressed to kill — friendship with a sharp tongue and a sharper wardrobe.