Find Your Look-Alike in Dallas
Does your face belong to Bobby, Jock or J.R. Ewing of the Texas oil family on Dallas?
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About This Test
Oil money, family knives and one question that stopped the world: who shot J.R.? Dallas was prime time's big oil-family soap, and its faces are Texas-sized: J.R.'s villainous twinkle under the Stetson, Bobby's white-hat decency, Sue Ellen's crumbling glamour.
Who at Southfork has your face? Jock, Pamela, Lucy and Cliff Barnes are as likely as J.R., and the AI decides from a selfie.
Our AI analyzes your photo to find which of these 10 characters you resemble most. Powered by deep-learning face recognition, you get instant results to share with friends. Your photo is used only for analysis and is never stored.
Featured Characters
These are the characters you can be matched with.
The good son of the Ewings. An honest oilman and devoted husband, and the full-time referee between his family and basic decency. He died once, and the whole season turned out to be a dream in the shower. Seriously.
The founding patriarch who built the Ewing empire with his bare hands. He built a feud too, and it outlived him. Every war in this family traces back to one man's oil and one man's grudge.
The greatest villain in TV history, in a cowboy hat. He cheats partners, blackmails senators, and torments his own brother. The whole world stopped and asked: who shot J.R.?
The Barnes heir who has lost to J.R. his whole life and gets up to ask for the next round. Politician, lawyer, oilman. His real profession is obsessive revenge and his record is endless defeat.
A gentleman rancher who married into the Ewing madhouse with his eyes open. Calm and dignified. The only stepfather who can hold his own in a staring contest with J.R.
A bulldozer of a businessman who moved in next door and started a land war for fun. He runs West Star Oil like a siege engine. The last big rival of the series.
A Barnes daughter who married into the Ewings. Romeo and Juliet with oil derricks. Every season, she's torn between her husband's family and her brother's revenge plot.
A former beauty queen who married J.R. and paid for it with twenty years of wounds and champagne. Then she rises from the ashes and beats him at his own game.
A ranch foreman who turned out to be Jock's son from outside the marriage. While the family fights over the land, he works it himself. The only Ewing with dirt on his hands.
A pocket-sized granddaughter with a talent for causing scandals and the trust fund to back it up. Her enemies call her a tiny vial of poison, and the trouble is that those enemies are most of Texas.
How It Works
Use a clear, front-facing photo of your face.
Deep learning compares your facial features.
Discover your look-alike and share it.
Frequently Asked Questions
Which characters can I match with?
Your face is compared against 10 characters: Bobby Ewing, Jock Ewing, J.R. Ewing, Cliff Barnes, Clayton Farlow, Carter McKay, Pamela Barnes Ewing, Sue Ellen Ewing, Ray Krebbs, Lucy Ewing.
Is this test free?
Yes, it's completely free and no sign-up is required. Just upload a photo and get your result instantly.
Is my photo uploaded or stored?
No. The face analysis runs entirely in your browser — your photo is never uploaded to a server or stored anywhere.
How accurate is the AI match?
The AI compares your facial features to find your closest character match, but it's meant for fun and entertainment.