Find Your Look-Alike in Criminal Minds

The BAU's founding profiler, who reads crime scenes like handwriting analysis. Brilliant, and tormented for it. He carries every victim he couldn't save, until one day the weight wins.

The legend who literally wrote the textbook on profiling. They're really bestsellers. He came out of retirement because he had unfinished work. Italian cooking and fine scotch and three ex-wives make up his résumé.

A profiler who speaks many languages, raised in a diplomat's family. In the interrogation room her nerve is steel. She once faked her own death, and after she came back she ended up leading the whole team.

A team leader whose face has just two settings: serious and more serious. He carries the team and the organization and a personal tragedy he can hardly bear, and he never loosens his tie.

A fugitive-hunting agent with an army service record and a rescue dog waiting at home. He chases the worst humans alive and stays irritatingly positive about it.

A rainbow explosion in a squad of black suits, the BAU's genius hacker. She breaks into anything in seconds and gives every computer a name. The lines she answers the phone with would get anyone else fired.

A sex-crimes specialist who joined fearless and left carrying the scars the job gave her. Her instincts are sharp and her temper is sharper, and she eventually crosses a line she shouldn't.

She started as the media liaison who picks the nightmares the team will face each week, then became a profiler herself. She has small-town warmth and war-zone steel, and the best aim on the team.

A forensic psychologist who interviews serial killers for a living and never blinks first. She joined the team mid-flight, and by the time they landed she'd fit in completely.

The door-kicker and the heart of the team. He calls Garcia "baby girl." He lives with survivor's scars of his own, and he'd take a bomb blast for a teammate. He has, in fact.

Three PhDs, an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and a reading speed of 20,000 words a minute. He'll tell you all of it without being asked. The youngest of the team, and the genius with the deepest cracks.