Find Your Look-Alike in Criminal Minds

The BAU's founding profiler who reads crime scenes like handwriting. Brilliant, haunted, and carrying every victim he couldn't save — until one day the weight wins.

The legend who wrote the books on profiling — literally, they're bestsellers — and came out of retirement because the work wasn't finished. Italian cooking, expensive scotch, three ex-wives and counting.

The polyglot profiler with a diplomat's childhood and an interrogator's spine. Faked her own death once, came back, and eventually runs the whole unit.

The unit chief whose face has two settings: serious and more serious. Carries the team, the bureau, and a devastating personal tragedy without ever loosening the tie.

The fugitive-hunting newcomer with army years behind him and a rescue dog waiting at home. Chases the worst humans alive, stays annoyingly cheerful about it.

The BAU's technical analyst — a rainbow explosion in a bureau of black suits. Hacks anything in seconds, names her computers, and answers the phone with lines that would get anyone else fired.

The sex-crimes specialist who came in fearless and left carrying scars the job gave her. Sharp instincts, sharper edges, and a line she eventually crosses.

The media liaison who chose which nightmares the team would face each week — then became a profiler herself. Small-town warmth, war-zone steel, deadliest aim in the unit.

The forensic psychologist who interviews serial killers for a living and never blinks first. Joined the team mid-flight, fit in by the landing.

The door-kicking, obstacle-course-destroying heart of the team. Calls Garcia 'baby girl', carries survivor's scars of his own, and would take a bomb blast for any of them. Has.

Three PhDs, an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, and a reading speed of 20,000 words per minute — he'll tell you all of this unprompted. The baby of the team, and its most quietly broken genius.