One Photo: Meet Your Twin from Cheers

A former Red Sox pitcher who runs the bar and hits on everyone who walks through the door. A forever bachelor who quit drinking and never quit chasing, and he's still everyone's favorite boss.

A corporate manager sent to whip the bar into shape who falls apart spectacularly instead. She chases wealthy men, cries in the office, and may or may not have set one fire. Ambition meets reality.

A grad-student waitress who quotes Schopenhauer to customers who ordered a beer. She's sure she's above this bar, and she spends five years proving she can't leave it or its owner.

A sweet old bartender who takes every figure of speech literally and remembers baseball stats better than yesterday. Not the quickest, and the warmest man in Boston.

A tiny waitress with eight kids and endless superstitions, and insults that could strip paint. She puts down every customer, and they keep coming back for more.

NORM! An accountant whose name is practically carved into his barstool. A wife at home, a beer in hand, a one-liner always loaded. The whole bar shouts his name the moment he walks in.

A know-it-all mailman who delivers a "little-known fact" for every situation. Most of them are wrong, and his confidence is always 100 percent. That he lives with his mother is also a little-known fact.

A farm boy from Indiana who took over Coach's spot and inherited his innocence too. He believes everything he's told and means everything he says, so everyone loves him within a second.

A Harvard psychiatrist who came to the bar to study ordinary people and stayed ten years. His specialties are pomposity and long sentences, and he's humbled every time. He's headed for even greater fame in Seattle.

An ice-cold psychiatrist whose emotional range is as tight as her bun. She lands lethal truths in a monotone that could freeze beer, and somehow it's funny every time.