The Big Bang Theory Face Test

An experimental physicist with a genius IQ and lactose intolerance. He spent years proving the girl next door wasn't out of his league. He's the most normal one in the apartment, which says plenty about this group.

A theoretical physicist with two doctorates, one designated couch spot, and zero understanding of sarcasm. Three knocks, and a hot cup of tea when he's upset. He's always right, by his own account. Bazinga!

An aspiring actress who moved in across the hall. She walked into nerd territory for free pasta and stayed ten years. She has no PhD, and every week she outsmarts four geniuses on pure street smarts and people skills.

An aerospace engineer who has been to real space and still lives with his mother. He was famous for his slimy pickup lines, and he retired them when he met a tiny blonde microbiologist who terrifies him in a good way.

An astrophysicist who couldn't say a word to a woman without alcohol for six seasons. Sensitive and dramatic. He dotes on a little dog named Cinnamon, and he throws the group's fanciest dinner parties.

A microbiologist with a cartoon-heroine voice, and when she's angry her pitch drops an octave and everyone runs. She out-earns her astronaut husband and rules the group with adorable terror.

A neurobiologist who discovered friendship and fashion (by her own standards) and romance late in life. She even documented the romance in a relationship agreement, and she sincerely loves that contract.

A comic shop owner whose self-esteem is lower than his sales. An art school graduate, chronically pale. His specialty is smiling while delivering the saddest one-liners in the world.

A dermatologist girlfriend who loves horror movies and slightly creepy hobbies. A sweet smile and a steady scalpel. The guys never could decide whether to be scared of her.

A lawyer, the younger sister who flew in from India and shook up the whole friend group on arrival. Nobody beats her in an argument, her brother's best friend's girlfriend included.